Life truths I've learned from my two year old son.

1.You have a right to anything frosted and/or baked in the house.

2. Don't acknowledge anything unless yours, but reserve the right to decide it's yours and claim it
    by brute force, manipulation, or in extreme cases; stealth.

3. When hunger strikes, demand chocolate.

4. Coffee is delicious and worthy to be stolen.

5. When in doubt, call pop-pop.

6. Monster voices are completely normal, and in some cases necessary.

7. If you use the toilet, celebrate.

8. If you sit on the toilet and accomplish nothing, celebrate.

9. If you poop your pants, celebrate. (basically anything involving your butt is reason enough to party.)

10. Dancing can get you out of a lot of sticky situations.

11. Determination is all you need to get what you truly desire. Nothing is ever too high up, too out of reach, or too far back no matter what your superiors think.

12. Giving a kiss and saying you're sorry should be all that you need to get a bad day back on track.

If someone you know screams at you, hits you, keeps you from your friends and family, insists every moment of your time be devoted entirely to them, wakes you from a dead sleep screaming with relentless demands, refuses to let you do anything outside of caring for their every need and desire, is it love??....Yes,

...at first sight.